Mother’s Day

Mother and Child, 1901 by Pablo Picasso

You’ll never know how much you owe
For all she did, but you should know
That every day is Mother’s Day
Not just the one that’s set in May

B. N. Faraj

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God’s Gift to Humanity

trump-gods-gift-to-humanity

A rapist wants to build a wall
Because he cares about us all

And claims to want to give us hope
To fuck around, abuse and grope

We’re thrilled, aroused and just can’t wait
For him to make the country great

He gropes and fucks with no regrets
He feels no shame while barking threats

A businessman who wipes his debts
And robs the poor and cheats the vets

A gift from God he seems to think
But can’t explain the awful stink

It’s easy! God just took a dump
And blessed us all with Donald Trump.

B. N. Faraj

Marriage Counseling for Clint and Dina Eastwood

Romney Accepts Party Nomination At The Republican National Convention

Feeling for the Guy

Poor Clint, I hope he got the hint
The wife was ending their affair
He won’t be lone for long, for Clint
Can even charm an empty chair!

Feeling for the Gal

Dina, I’m sure you played no part
That led your man to his despair
It was the bed that fell apart
And made him want to seek a chair!

It’s not your fault, your legs are two
And dirty Clint is craving more
It’s him, not you! What can you do?
He simply fell for one with four!